GOOD MATCH SAMMIE OKPOSO AND COSSY ORJIAKOR

(Head scratch)… um… (sigh)… uh… what am I supposed to say here? I mean, this is obviously a ridiculous match in my eyes but the crew down here seems to think two people couldn’t be as perfectly matched as these two. (Head Scratch) Yea… um… whatever makes you folks sleep well as night. Okay, I’m gonna start by thanking the folks who emailed their comments about our last good match- Asa and 9ice as well as those who made their opinions painfully and obviously clear about our today’s good match. Apparently, everyone who wrote in thought that Asa and 9ice were a smoking hot couple. Some even described the match as a powerful and mad combo. Some even wrote in asking if they were actually dating and wanted to be the first to wish them best of luck. For the umpteenth time people, ASA AND 9ICE ARE NOT DATING! Gosh! Can’t y’all take a joke? Anyhoos, folks had this to say about our newest couple- Sammie Okposo and Cossy Orjiakor. Titi from Gbagada wrote, “I think Sammie Okposo and Cossy Orjiakor are a perfect fit. Sammie used gospel music to deceive Nigerians from who he really is and Cossy used acting as an excuse to flaunt those weapons of destruction in our faces. We all know how fake and non-existent her talent for acting is. These two are made for each other” Mercy from Surulere wrote, “They are both very Over-talented; Sammie from the rear and Cossy from the front. How could they not be perfect?” okay girl, I think we all know what you mean. But next time, why don’t you just say Sammie’s ARSE-nal and Cossy’s BRA-celona. Remi from Oshodi wrote, “I hear that Sammie likes women, well Cossy seems to have what it takes to keep him pre-occupied for the rest of his life and if it is true that it is actually the women who are the ones throwing themselves at him for ‘the koko’, he would definitely learn a thing or two from Cossy. P.S is it true that she poised nude with a dog?” Well Remi, the jury is still out on that one. I read somewhere that she denied those allegations but folks are insistent that she did. Go figure! Felix from Lekki wrote, “Sammie Okposo and Cossy Orjiakor huh? Hm… ? you have all the makings of a pornographic film. Please where can I order my copy before Fashola bans them?” Okay Felix, I am not even going to answer that. Folks were really nasty about this week’s good match. Wow! Now, your girl has always been the objective type. I’m gonna do the right thing here and move away from all this negativity and focus on the positive side of this alliance and before you start asking… NO! SAMMIE OKPOSO AND COSSY ORJIAKOR ARE NOT DATING! CAREER Sammie is actively involved in the music Industry. He is a controversial gospel artist. His lyrics have been known to give hope to the hopeless, faith to the faithless and ultimately lead people to Christ. Perhaps, if he did get together with Cossy, he would (and this is a long shot) lead her to Christ and Christ will convict her to go buy her actual bra size and fuller tops and stop leading men into temptation. Cossy on the other hand has effortlessly managed to make a name for herself with her massive ‘nation feeders’. In an interview with a journalist from a reputable newspaper, she proudly revealed that Obesere paid her 10 times what the journalist was earning to shake her money makers in his videos. Calculate that folks! Now, if Sammie Okposo’s career ever hit rock bottom, he can go to sleep knowing that those jugs of Cossy’s will be feeding him in EVERY way. SEX APPEAL This little bird eaves dropped on a conversation some naughty boys were having in a night club some nights back. The fellas were talking about the bad boys in the industry and Sammie’s name came up and just then one screamed… ‘Ah… Okpokoboko’. Now I don’t need to tell you why they referred to him as ‘KOBOKO’. The fact of the matter is that while D’banj is going around town singing about his koko, ladies are testifying about Sammie’s. As for cossy, the fact is that if she can pose nude anywhere and with anything… it shows that this chick can do and undo. Hm… perhaps Felix is right on this one? PERSONALITY Both Sammie and Cossy are very flashy people. If you don’t believe me… take a look at Sammie who after his first endorsement from GLO, rushed down to the car dealership to reward himself with 2 cars (A Nissan jeep and a Camry 2007 model) with personalized plates SO. Hey… no beef Sammie… you deserve it. It’s not everyday you get an endorsement and heaven only knows if it will be your last. Sources say that after he was robbed of quite a number of valuables in Kingsley Ogoro’s very own office in Adeniran Ogunsanya, he kept on lamenting about the state of the art phone given to him by Mike Adenuga himself that was taken by the thieves… of course… I mean, let’s make no never mind about the laptops and cash that they relieved him of. Apparently, this phone was a jege phone… you know the kind that when it rings and you bring it out in public… everything else goes in slow motion. I’m talking about the kind of phone that you feed, bathe and sleep with. Ewwwwww… these criminals… e no go beta for them o. they have robbed Sammie of instant Jege. Cossy on the other hand… well… this little bird was at Bacchus club sometime back and there Cossy was, dancing all alone in front of this mirror and all the while, she was checking out her own boobs and fiddling with them. Jeez! Everything about this chick says… EXCESSIVE! I was actually going for the word YUCK! But I didn’t want people to think I had any personal beef with the chick. Everything from the makeup to the choice of colors to the clothes… (eyes rolling) I’m guessing she had a traumatic childhood. You can be rest assured that this couple will take the entertainment industry by storm with all that drama that is constantly surrounding them. Okay… I’m gonna pause right here and wait on your comments and questions before I go any further. Don’t forget… its graye@goodlife.com.ng and I always look forward to your emails. Catch ya online… till then Toodles

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